God is real and boy what a sense of humor.

This is gonna sting a little.

The god thing is real, in a metaphysical sort of way. The exciting part is it manifests in the real world constantly. Well, it doesn’t come out of hiding exactly. It’s existence is solely dependent upon and reveled in the thinking and actions of its adherents, aka its flock.

This creature is one crazy something or other. It has this one trick it does where it creats a reality just for it’s followers to kill people cause they believe it wants them to. That’s truly mind blowing and sickeningly impressive. It also does this other thing that’s so out ah control and off it’s rocker stunt where, just for yucks it gets people to make themselves into bombs, walk into crowded places and detonate. Some crazy scary poo, that. A truly gentle, loving Huggie Bear to be sure.  

Apparently, this is how it chooses to manifest in the natural world. No, wait, that crafty conniver. Can you believe it? Mr. Be all  End all, creates conflict scenarios where each side believes the super supreme favors themselves exclusively. You know, on their side. No question. No debate. The fix is in. The best part is old goddy boy is the winner in every conflict. Kinda leaves yha breathless. 

There doesn’t seem to be any way of constraining this thing. It has any superpower believers think an exalted one should have. One of those powers this hidden agent has is to monitor the thoughts and behaviors of all of it’s flock. Ye old supreme hobbyist, prime mover and mind bender is also a necromancer. It reanimates its chosen dead into an existence of permanent servitude. What a fantastical role model to organize a life around. This is some wacko scary world view to raise children to believe.  

Some “all mighty” it turned out to be. It required a day off after working only six. Other than spying on believers it hasn’t worked that much since. It managed to get outsmarted by a snake even though it knows everything. Things seem to go wrong with ever product it creates and so like a petulant child it wiped out all life. Again, faulty logic and poor decision making. Instead of making a clean sweep and starten fresh with a new and improved world it inexplicably kept one of the failed batch to do the cleanup and expected a different outcome. So much for omnipotents.  Try, try then try again. You can see the light bulb going on in it’s head. Blood sacrifice. That’s the ticket. Those ungrateful creations of his superiorness. So its craftiness assumes a corporeal form and does a bate and switch. It’s a new and improved self on one hand then in fine print says all that old crazy stuff still applies. Then commits suicide by cop. All better. Really, what could go wrong?  It’s only human minds at work after all. 

Even when the flock is trying to do good, the deeds come with strings attached. Proselytize! What a freak show. There’s no getting around it, institutionalization warps critical thinking. What else could explain belief in one of the worst stories ever told?

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Published by: nationofnope

Ron is a third generation Portland Oregon native. He is a husband, father of three adult children, grandfather of two, Combat veteran, Eagle Scout, past President of Portland Civic Theatre, past member of Portland Active 20/30 club and retired Real Estate Broker. Just your average citizen living a secure retirement with his wife of 42 years and five rescue cats. Oh ya and a screaming, raving, hair on fire anti-theist. Any agitation people experience from reading his thoughts is intended to make people question their foundational beliefs.

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