“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction:
jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.” Richard Dawkins.
Did you recognize that God is doG spelled backwards. doG 🐶 worship would be more rational because dogs are real. Plus they can do the same stuff the God of Abraham does and are better companions. Granted a silly religion you shouldn’t expect allot from a pooch.