Wow, Is It Christmas Time Already?

The Ornament That Stole The Holidays.


This years holiday finds me in a frump. I’m a notorious money spending grump. Nothing new here, I futz over spending every darn year. No, something else is dampening my cheer. I think it’s real bad and it has me in fear. I take medication to even me out. Instead I want to stand on an overpass to yank my hair out and shout. “What is happening, this looming morass”. The tension is palpable it surely must pass. Suddenly the best, highest quality, most perfect ornament appeared. It promptly crushed our ornaments and replaced them with ones dull and all white. No matter where they are hung they move to the right. Now the tree is so unstable it teeters and sways and the cost of the damage Mexico must pay. The perfect ornament usurped our star at the top and is constantly shifting positions to keep the edifice standing and not flop. Early each morning it freaks out the cats by sending out tweets that are attracting millions of rats.

Ho Ho Ho🎅has Tic Tacs & a girls dressing room pass.


Published by: nationofnope

Ron is a third generation Portland Oregon native. He is a husband, father of three adult children, grandfather of two, Combat veteran, Eagle Scout, past President of Portland Civic Theatre, past member of Portland Active 20/30 club and retired Real Estate Broker. Just your average citizen living a secure retirement with his wife of 42 years and five rescue cats. Oh ya and a screaming, raving, hair on fire anti-theist. Any agitation people experience from reading his thoughts is intended to make people question their foundational beliefs.

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