The Ornament That Stole The Holidays.
This years holiday finds me in a frump. I’m a notorious money spending grump. Nothing new here, I futz over spending every darn year. No, something else is dampening my cheer. I think it’s real bad and it has me in fear. I take medication to even me out. Instead I want to stand on an overpass to yank my hair out and shout. “What is happening, this looming morass”. The tension is palpable it surely must pass. Suddenly the best, highest quality, most perfect ornament appeared. It promptly crushed our ornaments and replaced them with ones dull and all white. No matter where they are hung they move to the right. Now the tree is so unstable it teeters and sways and the cost of the damage Mexico must pay. The perfect ornament usurped our star at the top and is constantly shifting positions to keep the edifice standing and not flop. Early each morning it freaks out the cats by sending out tweets that are attracting millions of rats.
PISS ON EARTH AND GOOD LUCK TO MAN.
Ho Ho Ho🎅has Tic Tacs & a girls dressing room pass.