To quote a melting green skinned Witch, “What a world, what a world”.
Apparently way back when Rome was the civilized world there came this extra special Jew-ish person who orated, much like an itinerant Rabbi, about this kinda new and improved version of reality to the people in rural nowheresville. Word has it he was a carpenter but I think that’s a back story to mask his super power capabilities. I mean, who’d suspect an antiestablishment, self proclaimed, beacon of truth, parasitical incarnate of you know who and proclaimer of what is real. right?